X-files

Had a patient today....
We couldn't find his heart sounds.
What the hell... where was it?
It was on the other side.
So is everything else.... on the other side.

Situs inversus. <1/10000. My lucky day.

Hormones

Gonadotropin Releasing Hormone
Oestrogen
Luteinizing Hormone
Follicle Stimulating Hormone
Human Chorionic Gonadotropin
Inhibin
Progesterone
Prolactin
Oocyte maturation-inhibiting factor
Proteolytic enzymes

No wonder women have such random mood swings.... its not really their fault.
Next time, just believe them when they are hormonal.